CypherCon 2026

How To Deal Drugs

Connor N/A

Abstract:

Sick of your stupid job? Maybe you have a boss you don’t like? Wanna risk everything you’ve built in your life for 1-2 years of glory before you’re (eventually) raided by JCODE? Oh boy do I have the talk for you!

Come by to learn how darknet vendors set up shop on the dark web to sell their product(s), from initial OpSec decisions to exit strategies. We’ll explore the technical infrastructure behind current-day marketplace operations, analyze real vendor OpSec failures that led to their arrest, and examine the never ending game between criminals and law enforcement. Through this talk, you’ll understand the lifecycle of darknet operations – from a new player to federal indictments.

This talk will break down the business and technical decisions that vendors (and buyers) make, why their OpSec inevitably fails (for the most part), and what these failures teach us about securing legitimate operations.

P.S. All research has been conducted through publicly available sources, court documents, and academic studies. I am a law-abiding citizen (trust).

Connor N/A

World’s Biggest Computer Fan!

Connor started his cybersecurity journey at a young age, beginning with modding consoles and eventually snowballing into lurking on RaidForums until it (first) got seized by federal agents in 2018 (RIP Omnipotent). Cybercrime has always been a side interest of his, whether it was researching the rise of XMR in illicit markets, doomscrolling on Dread, or hearing what skids had to say on Twitter, there was always something to learn and see about this side of cybersecurity.

In his current day as a SOC Analyst at [REDACTED], he has a keen eye for detail and a proactive approach to threat detection. He plays a vital role in safeguarding critical infrastructure against emerging threats.

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